February 2012
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“**TRIGGER WARNING ABUSE, SUICIDE** Every time I read an article about...”
– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com (via scrapes)
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“You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why...”
– Clive Barker
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“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day: I am sure every girl can recall, at least once as a child, coming home and telling their parents, uncle, aunt or grandparent about a boy who had pulled her hair, hit her, teased her, pushed her or committed some other playground crime. I will bet money that most of those, if not all, will tell you that they were told “Oh,...
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What happens if you fall in love with a writer?
Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning. Or make love at four in the afternoon. They might not sleep at all. Or they might sleep right through the...
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January 2012
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You Want a Physicist to Speak at Your Funeral →
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your...
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Somehow, my essays written at four in the morning are always the ones given the better grades.
